Mushy jelly, is what we call each other when were not thinking properly, this usually happens when were in states were people aren’t very smart. This duh factor (the way Homer Simpson would best describe it) is extremely contagious, and it starts from head to toes.
First signs & symptoms of mushy jelly:
1. Deer front of headlights look with glazed eyes.
2. Inability to speak, open mouth and uncontrollable drool.
3. Desire to do things you would never do if you were in a right state of mind. (e.g. buying your 5 lbs dogs $30 biker clothes, what was I thinking)
Major causes:
1. Lack of sleep.
2. Surrounded by conservative, religious Bush followers.
3. Constipation and dehydration.
The Cure:
1. Drink plenty of H2O, even if it means going the bathroom every 30 minutes.
2. Most importantly get the Hell out of there FAST!
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